January 2011
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That awkward moment when your teacher comes near...
joyceex3:
fcukkem:
And you know that she’s trying to take a peek at your test paper:
And you have to stop answering in case she sees your answer and thinks it’s stupid:
ALL THE TIME .
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That moment when you're running late and you can't...
aihsenrad:
tiffanymarieholland:
All the fuckin’ time!
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When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
“Most times we’re so focused on what we think we want that we can’t appreciate...”
– Glenn Beck (via littlemiss)
“Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it’s...”
– Jodi Picoult (via littlemiss)
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts...”
– Bridget Jones’s Diary (via small-and-insignificant)
A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. “Madam, what is the matter?” the hostess asked. “You obviously do not see it,” she responded. “You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative...
“Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with...”
– Lemony Snicket (via littlemiss)
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“When you’re a little kid, you’re a little bit of everything. Artist, scientist,...”
– The Wonder Years (via littlemiss)
Email I just received titled, "Why Some Teachers...
littlemiss:
justcallmebear:
(via mrsvaccarezza)
“So, I’ve been thinking about this whole being happy thing, and I feel like...”
– One Tree Hill (via littlemiss)
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When my friends say "I remember you liked...."
chicagoxnative:
I’m like
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When I'm listening to music:
Start singing along with the song:
Your favorite part starts:
When you don’t know the lyrics :
Make up lyrics :
WHOEVER FUCKING MADE THIS I LOVE YOU OK
I saved all of these oh my god
reblogging this again. i love it too much. words cant even.<3
I CANT OMGDJFSDK
I’m afraid of 13 out of 69 common fears (haha 69)
Cross out the things you’re afraid of and put you’re score at the top.
the dark
staying single forever
being a parent
giving birth
being myself in front of others
open spaces
closed spaces
heights
dogs
birds
fish
spiders
flowers or other plants
being touched
fire
deep water
snakes
silk
the ocean
failure
success
thunder/lightning
frogs/toads
my...
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That awkward moment when you can't find your...
brittany-carel:
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that moment when your crush likes somebody who...
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I'll be in a car and see some grafitti,
schech:
And I’ll think “How the fuck do they get up that high?”
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Until you say my name.
Him: Who do you like?
Her: No one!
Him: OH. Who do u like?
Her: No one!
Him: Who do u like?
Her: How many times are you gonna ask me that?
Him: As many as it takes you to say my name. :/
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Imagine waking up.... as a baby, and your whole...
brittany-carel:
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I have 5 fingers for a reason. My pinky is for my...
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I wish I could see myself from a boy's...
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